<–An example of the Papal “Penis” Tiara
Here we have the new Pope running an organization with many diddlers, fiddlers, and gays and he’s telling us the Roman Catholic Church is the only true Christian Church. Next he’ll be telling us that molesting young boys and being gay was also part of Jesus’ plan.
This holier-than-thou attitude has caused many problems for Christians in the past. It’s causing huge problems with muslims now.
He should clean up his own corrupt house before pontificating about the RCC being the only true church. Where have we heard this kind of talk before? Oh yeah, from Islamofascists and just about every muslim cleric world wide — that crazy religious lunatic kind of talk. The more he speaks, the more he sounds like those boys hanging out in Pakistani caves and putting out all those wacky videos.
Pope Benedict XVI, the former Hitler Jungend (Hitler Youth), needs to flush out his Papal Penis Tiara.
Pope: Other Denominations Not True Churches
Italy – Pope Benedict XVI has reasserted the universal primacy of the Roman Catholic Church, approving a document released Tuesday that says Orthodox churches were defective and that other Christian denominations were not true churches. }} more…
Update: July 13th, 2007 - Poll: Catholics markedly less devout than most Americans
Is that any way to talk about God’s representative on Earth?
Actually, I know of no direct reference by Jesus to a church. He only talked of disciples and believers. This group constitutes the church. Its leader is Christ. We do not need priests. That is why the veil of the temple was torn from top to bottom.
The temple was destroyed by the Romans, not Jesus. Jesus didn’t approve of the “money-changers” in the temple, who were actually just providing a service so last minute arrivals could get everything done re the paschal lamb before Passover. If that pissed Jesus off, then he definitely wouldn’t approve of all the rinky dink gift shops selling candles and crucifixes and the like in churches all around the world. And that’s not even counting the chotchka shops at the Vatican. Re “The Church,” Jesus would roll over in his grave if he knew all about “The Church.” I hate to think what he’d do if he knew he was considered the Messiah by billions, and if he got wind that “The Church” was headed by a former Hitler Junged, who helped perpetrate the Holocaust, Jesus would do a little more than turn over a few tables at the Vatican.
Oh, but Jesus can’t turn over any tables at the Vatican, because the last time he got all in a huff, he was the guest of honor at the equivalent of a Roman lynching party. Political badboys have always know they might end up paying a price for sticking their necks out. Nowadays in America, you get smeared and fired, or sued, or thrown in jail based on trumped-up charges. Back then, the Romans nailed you to a cross for all to see. The Romans were fascists. Sure, we like their ruins, we read their books, or some people do, and we look at their naked men carved out of marble in better museums everywhere, but the bottom line is, the Romans were fascists. And the Holy Roman Church’s history is filled with fascists who wore circumcized penis-shaped hats. The current pope is yet the most recent exemplar.
It’s a good thing Jesus isn’t alive today because Mel Gibson and the Pope would crucify him all over again. How dare he rain on their Nazi parade!
I wonder if Mel gets to hang out at the Vatican since he’s such a devout Catholic Nazi. The Pope must love him. I’ll bet they have slumber parties like Michael Jackson’s, where Mel gets to sleep in a different room with a different penis-headed holy man each night.
Oh, and I heard a rumor that Mel has his wife wear one of those penis hats at home while making whoopie, and he say’s it’s better than Viagra!
I heard the Pope only wears that hat because it conforms to the shape of his head.
That could be. The penis hat doubles as a Jimmy Hat.
The Papal Penis Hat.
To qualify as a pope, does your head have to be circumcized?
No, you have to maintain cranial foreskin.
Isn’t the Pope’s motto, “Let’s put the phallus back in cephalus”?
It’s like what my mother used to always say. She said Shlomo, don’t ever trust anyone who wears a penis hat and tells you, when you do it it’s called fornicating, and when he does it, it’s called pontificating.
I found out that the actual name for the penis hat is Papal Tiara. I thought chicks wore Tiaras. This could explain a lot.
Cardinal O’Connor used to hang-out with the pope, and was pals with Mayor Koch. Mayor Koch was pals with Henry Stern, the parks commissioner. The cardinal said, the mayor confirmed that the cardinal said, and the parks commissioner confirmed that the mayor said, sometimes the pope wore a penis tiara…mostly on such special occasions, like when a close friend is visiting. The pope and the cardinal were close. The cardinal and the mayor were close. The mayor and the parks commissioner were close.
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