Whacked-Out Priest Whacks Off All Over His Love Interest
It’s one thing for men to be delusional about their religious beliefs. At least that’s legal. When done right, it’s been argued that you aren’t hurting anyone other than maybe yourself. In America, as long as you don’t hurt anyone else too awfully much, virtually everything and everyone gets a pass.
But when men stalk women because they’re madly in love with them, they get locked up. And when women stalk men because they’re madly in love with them, as was the case with that woman who loved late-night TV’s David Letterman, well, she finally got locked up too, and last I heard she was still locked up.
So why’s a male Roman Catholic priest who’s been stalking late-night TV’s male Conan O’Brien get to walk? Reverend David Ajemian gave Judge Rita Mella a song-and-dance and she nodded approvingly, treating the priest like he could do no wrong. He got a whopping $95 fine.
It’s a double-standard.
Conan was probably once an altar boy. This is a real turn on for priests. All priests aspire to earn one of those penis hats like the pope wears. And who says Conan doesn’t like being loved by a gay priest? I’ll bet it’s Conan’s hairdo that gives them tiny woodies under their robes. That and his ass.
All good points. Thanks Lance.
Do you think the Pope’s going to Yankee Stadium because he likes bat-boys?
I heard the Pope thinks all baseball players have woodies for him.
Someone should tell the pontiff those woodies are called bats.